Chapter 13: Oral Fixation

“I don’t think I can ever break up with him,” she says, finishing her mimosa, which they serve at Lily’s every day ’til 2:00 p.m.—because every day is a holiday at Lily’s. It’s written in small print on the window.

I point to the dark purple nail polish on my elbow rest, and one of Lily’s girls—the one who has been scrubbing and buffing my feet for thirty minutes nowsmiles in acknowledgement. She grabs it and starts applying.

“Strong words,” I say, “for a woman who used to call men who had better hygiene than her faggy.”

Ireland nods to another of Lily’s girls, who is carrying a fresh pitcher of mimosa. “That was before my clitoris experienced this.” Ireland grabs my forearm, wraps her lips around it, and starts sucking and flicking her tongue around…

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Amazon Initiative

by hannah

January 28th, 2012

Amazon Books

As I dive into the next round of edits for Book 3, the Summer Season, I need your help. Along with the new book is a whole new way of doing business for Sex, Life, & Hannah. I am no longer going to be wearing ten different hats. Mostly because I’ve learned a lot over the last six years about book publishing; what works and what doesn’t work, but also because I want to be able to focus on writing and getting the word out about the books, instead of printers, distribution, and shipping.

The launch of the third book in the SLH series is actually going to be the re-launch of the first two books as well through Amazon’s CreateSpace. This is going to make Sex, Life, & Hannah available globally, in print and digital format, and ease many of my day-to-day administrative woes.

Hacked.

by hannah

January 25th, 2012

IMAG1633-hacked

So…in case you didn’t notice, portions of the Sex, Life, & Hannah website kind of disappeared on Sunday and Monday. Yup, I got hacked.

Panic set it. Had I backed up any of the content that was missing? Probably not. And how long would it take for me to recreate about 15 pages worth of content…and all those links, and pictures, and videos?

Bumps and Beachy Hair

by hannah

January 23rd, 2012

From the upcoming SLH Summer Season:

I ask Lola where the bathroom is located. She tells me straight back, and to the right. Christian gives me a gentle peck on the lips, tells me not to be long, and I meander away.

Even though I’ve followed Lola’s instructions, I open the door, to what is not the bathroom, and instead find Clark and Chopper, and…Bill, I think, except now he has long hair, and Celeste’s new-old boyfriend snorting coke off a low table, “ummm, what’s going on in here?”

“Beautiful angel,” Clark looks up and turns to me, “we found some left-over coke in Deirdre’s room—“

Chopper looks at me, “Can you believe she almost pawned my bike off for coke, when all along she had a bag of it stashed under her bed!“

“Along with a great collection of hair pieces,” Bill brushes a strand of hair back from his eyes.

“Have you met Alan?” Clark pulls Alan away from the counter. “He’s your friend Celeste’s boyfriend—”

I nod, because Clark obviously doesn’t remember that it was me that introduced Alan and Celeste to everyone when they first walked in.

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