29. Some of us are not into monogomy.
by hannah
March 8th, 2010
From Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 1, Winter Season (CHAPTER 6: VALENTINE’S DAY MARTYRDOM)
I push open the large glass-paned doors, finally escaping the number crunchers and mind-numbing mingling. I sit down on a large concrete stair and light up my cigarette. I call Jack.
“Oh my God!” Jack is trying to speak quietly. “You will never believe who’s here. The Police Officer! With some other young buff stud!”
“Are you still classifying yourself as a young buff stud even though you’re now thirty?” Seven days ago, Jack turned thirty and celebrated by starting Botox injections.
“Bitch! You are only eighteen months behind and women never age as gracefully as men unless they’re Asian. Anyway, do you know that she is ignoring me? Walking right by me like she never sucked my balls; hanging on to her man-whore like he knows that her G-spot is one-point-three inches up and to the left.” Jack is not into monogamy, but he is also not into losing.
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