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If you didn’t do what Katy Perry did before the holidays you’re either selfish or on the fence, and definitely not one of the 73 percent that think you should have done it already, and while I understand, here are five reasons why it would have been better to break up with them before the holidays.
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I have a lot of rage sometimes, and for some reason, my parents, bring out that rage easily. Oh…why is it so easy to regress with the rents around…? It’s like I’m sixteen all over again; fighting with them over my curfew and where I want to go, yelling about how they need to stay out of my room, and sneaking out so I can get drunk and do foolish things with boys. It’s like all that stuff that I’ve learned as an adult that’s lived on her own since the age of 18, and figured out how to earn a living and how to have better relationships and how to communicate with logic and diplomacy, just goes out the window in thirty seconds.
Maybe it has something to do with being Polish. We’re passionate people. And not passionate like we like to paint and talk about what we’re feeling inside, passionate like we like to fight for what we believe in and are convinced the person with the biggest bark is going to win that fight.
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98. Being less picky can lead to unexpected surprises. Like, that guy, that has bad hair, and no style, and doesn’t do anything sexy for a living, and hangs out with a circle of friends you could care less about…could be the best sex of your life, or even better, emotionally gets you like no man ever has.
99. Emotionally draining relationships only prevent you from being completely open to finding something new. Like, that guy, that’s really hot, and has a six-pack, and is (was) in a band, and gets invited to all those red-carpet events…but still doesn’t know where your clitoris is, after you’ve had multiple sit downs with him, and was out of town for your birthday, accidentally of course.
100. Except for business and kids, there is no reason for you to be friends with your ex. Do you still think there might be an inkling of a chance? Do you still think he’s going to change? Do you still think the friendship is going to fulfill you like the relationship never did? See #99.
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