You know I obsess. I can’t help it. It’s the Libra in me, or the Dragon in me, either way, I have a tendency to do things like spend four hours figuring out how to get my playlist to you. Why? Because music inspires life, and I want you to be inspired. I dare you to tell me listening to the Exogenesis Symphony does not give you a musical orgasm! Be inspired kittens, it’s all we’ve got. Adieu ’til I reach the other side of the pond.
Listen to my playlist here: http://grooveshark.com/playlist/Slh+August+2011+Playlist/59089608
1. Exogenesis: Symphony Part 1 (Overture) by Muse
2. Exogenesis: Symphony Part 2 (Cross-Pollination) by Muse
3. Exogenesis: Symphony Part 3 (Redemption) by Muse
4. Take Over Control (Extended) [feat. Eva Simons] by Afrojack
5. Love In Motion (feat. Mayer Hawthorne) by SebastiAn
6. I Want You to Want Me (Live) by Cheap Trick
7. Holdin On To Black Metal by My Morning Jacket
8. Kinky Reggae by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Are you where you thought you were going to be?
Do you still believe that everything happens for a reason, that love will conquer all, that your innocence is stronger than your sex, and that you will eventually get something more from your fuck buddy?
Do you still believe in the American Dream?
Here’s what I’ve been listening to in July:
1. Johnny, Kick a Hole in the Sky by Red Hot Chili Peppers
2. Juices by Parallel Dance Ensemble
3. In My Bed by Amy Winehouse
4. The Bay (Erol Alkan’s Extended Rework) by Metronomy
5. Take the World by She Wants Revenge
6. All your Light (Times like These) by Portugal. The Man.
7. Leather by Tori Amos
8. Lob Stop Sta (feat. Coco O.) by Boom Clap Bachelors
So I think my SoundCloud experiment has failed. I wanted to share my playlists with you in a podcast-type format, so that you could listen to my fave songs for the month. But suddenly there’s a copyright issue when you bring in the heavy hitters of the moment like Nicki Minaj, The Black Eyed Peas, and Lady Gaga. I have to say I’m a bit perplexed. I know radio stations have to pay licensing fees, but I thought podcasting was the digital age’s answer to mixed tapes; a free-loving way to share and enjoy music. Apparently not. I respect copyright, but i think it’s lame that SoundCloud picks and chooses when to slap someone’s wrist. Apparently they don’t care as much about the Beastie Boys as they do the Black Eyed Peas… With the heavy hitters making as much money as they’ve already made, they should look at this type of stuff as another little bit of good publicity. Afterall, isn’t this how they got to be heavy hitters, people loving their music so much, they just had to share it with all their friends?
Anyway, I digress, here is what I was listening to in June:
1. Moment 4 Life by Nicki Minaj and Drake
2. Just Can’t Get Enough by the Black Eyed Peas
3. Heavy Metal Lover by Lady Gaga
4. Silver Screen Shower Scene by Felix Da Housecat
5. Euro Trash Girl by Chicks on Speed
6. You, My Baby, and I by Alex Gopher
7. When I’m Small by Phantogram
8. Wildfire by SBRTRKT
9. Summertime Rolls by Jane’s Addiction
91. Do not tattoo the face of your dog above your ass crack. I know you dog lovers really love your dogs but…come on. Any guy that wants to do you doggie style and has to look at the face of your dog the whole time he’s doing it, is just gonna think you are WAY too into your dog for him to ever stand a chance, and will probably never ask you out again.
92. A really great set of fake boobs look real. They’re symmetrical and proportionate to your body. Just like real boobs. So if you really want fake boobs, go to a doctor who knows what he’s doing. And knows to turn you away (with some lie about them bursting every 10 years) when you really shouldn’t be messing with your boobs.
93. A guy that’s really into you and worth your time is not going to just care about your boobs.
94. The Chippendale dancers, the Thunder from Down Under, they’re not all super hung, or “show-ers not grow-ers”, they’ve got really great fluffers that know how to get them off and tie them off before they go on stage and the blood rushes out of their package. With a rubber band that doesn’t pinch the shit out of their skin.
95. I don’t care how cool your rooftop bar is (High at Hotel Erwin), if the service is weak, we’re leaving.
96. Drinking makes you honest, horny, or both.
97. Lime green is in.
Here’s what I was listening to in May. A little dynamite north american breakfast for ya. And my first attempt at playing around with SoundCloud. Thank you Maitland for motivating.
1. North American Scum by LCD Soundsystem.
2. This City Never Sleeps by the Eurythmics.
3. Stripped by Shiny Toy Guns.
4. Multilateral Nuclear Disarmament by the Beastie Boys.
5. Here’s a Little Something for Ya by the Beastie Boys.
6. Dynamite (Kraak & Smaak’s Boogie Funk version) by Kraak & Smaak.
7. Built for Love by Kraak & Smaak
8. Breakfast in America by Supertramp
To listen to these tracks, go here: http://soundcloud.com/sex-life/june-2011-playlist
86. If you want to just hit it and quit it. It’s alright. Do it. Emperors have been doing it for years.
87. If you’re going to drink Coke, drink the real thing. Not Diet Coke, not Cherry Coke, not Coke from a can, not Coke from a soda fountain, but Coke, in a bottle.
88. If you want to father a bastard lovechild…ahhh shit, I can’t help you out with that one, but do read this: http://www.sexlifeandhannah.com/why-do-we-always-have-to-be-upstanding/
89. If you’re planning on getting real upset at your audience for not getting up and dancing, and end up yelling in the mic “fuck you”, and spitting at them, and storming off the stage…make sure it’s not a benefit for the disabled…who were given free front row seats to your concert. Oh Beck. True story, as told by Neil Strauss in Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead.
90. If you’re gonna have a threesome, I think the only way to go is two dudes and a chick. I mean think about it, it’s like a guaranteed win-win for everyone. First of all, women are way better at multi-tasking so they can pleasure one man with their mouth and another with their pussy, easily. Second, and ultimately, it’s all about the female orgasm, and what better way to ensure the female orgasm than with two penis’. Unless the chick is into other chicks; but then there’s a strong likelihood that either a) you, the dude, are gonna get left out, or b) you, the dude, will be scrambling to pleasure two women with just one penis, one mouth, and two hands. And you know how demanding we can get.