LISTS
by hannah
March 31st, 2011
I’ve been really fortunate to have met many great music selectors in my time: Hugh Herrera, DJ Harvey, Dex, Maitland Waters, Tony Watson, several from the KCRW crew, and a few others I’m not omitting on purpose, just trying to keep the list shorter rather than longer. Because of these folks my ears continue to experience magic, my fingers continue to type, my brain continues to be inspired, my body continues to dance. Thank you.
1. Starchild by Jamirquai
2. Wilhelm Scream by James Blake
3. I Don’t Know by Suicide Sports Club
by hannah
March 17th, 2011
Last night I had a dream involving David Duchovny. I was laying on a big white circular bed in a big white room and he walked in; stopped when the crotch of his pants was at the top of my head, and stood above me for a moment. Then he leaned down for one of those kisses…you know, one of those kisses where you’re both upside down from one another…maybe you’re getting ready to slide into a 69… And then his mouth left mine and lingered on my chest for a while, and then he started to make his way down, and all I wanted to do was pry open his pants, but instead I said, “you can’t, I’m about to get my period.”
And then I woke up thinking: What the fuck? When has that stopped me before? And I wasn’t even on my period, I was about to get it? If parallel universes truly exist, I think I fucked that one up.
This is what happens when you do one too many Californication marathons.
by hannah
March 1st, 2011
65. If you decide to go to an after party in the Hollywood Hills after boozing at Bar Marmont and dancing at the Purple Lounge, you most likely will not be able to get your car when you decide you’re ready to stop bs-ing with randoms about how your security guard Eduardo walks around your house with a pistol, and has killed people. Valet will be closed, the parking lot will be closed, and the parking guy, even though he waited for you ’til god-knows-when (but not 4AM), will eventually decide to go home, and take your keys with him. Your keys…which included your house keys.
66. So yeah, the keys you give to the valet guy or parking guy, or any guy you trust your car to, should not include your house keys.
