Relationships and Sex
by hannah
July 30th, 2010
When I think of male genital piercings, my mind often goes to a dreadful place—a place of Cosmo horror stories and sky-high gynecologist bills. It drifts to that scene in The Sweetest Thing, in which it took an entire emergency response unit, a handful of neighbors and their grandmothers, and an impromptu rendition of I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing (“Singing relaxes your throat!”) to detach Selma Blair’s mouth from her partner’s bedazzled member. Yep, genital piercing has gotten a lot of bad PR over the years…
I don’t blame the majority of you for voting against hole-punching your happy place for the sake of good sex. There is pain and risk involved, and when you can much more easily read a Kama Sutra guide or buy a quality bottle of warming lube, why subject yourself to that?
But what if you met a guy who just happened to be pierced? Would it be worth a trial-romp, just to see how it feels? I say: Definitely yes…
by hannah
July 16th, 2010
I’d like to say I blame my fascination with this question on Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, but more accurately, I blame Clark and Chopper’s fascination with those two bitches since they’re the ones with the TV and I’m completely at their mercy… For a month now we’ve been gathering ’round the TiVo Wednesday night, and I have to listen to how Clark thinks Scott’s gay, how Chopper thinks he could do so much more with their hair, and how Deirdra’s new goal in life is to poison their stylist so she can take over. OMG! The whole thing is like a car wreck, you can’t help but slow down and look.
This Wednesday I finally thought I was going to get something more out of it. I thought Kourtney was going to beat Scott to the punch and reveal she was gay by getting down with a girl. From last week’s preview snips I could tell however that Scott was not going to cry in a corner about the revelation, but be into it. Because most guys are. And that, is really how this whole thing started.
When Mr. Smyth and I were still “dating” I remember him asking me once: What if we went to Vegas and got a little crazy…and met a girl we both liked. I thought the question was a test of my committment to him, so I told him I wasn’t really into that kinda stuff. Silly me. It was a red flag of things to come. The guy was more interested in garnering sex stories for his new book than a new relationship. But I digress…
by hannah
July 14th, 2010
Here is the question I got on Facebook today:
Q. If you move in with a woman, telling her from the start that you are just friends with benefits and that it’s temporary until you get your shit together, but then she downs a bottle of Aspirin when you tell her you’re moving out ( because you’re sick of her smothering you whenever you’re in the same room and told her so). Is it wrong that your reaction is to go stay at a friends place and order pizza?
She did phone 3 times to say that it was “All your fault and I won’t be here tomorrow.” And “You don’t even care, I’ll find you and die on the doorstep!” And finally “Everything I do, I do for you and get NOTHING in return!
A. Sounds like you basically pimped yourself out for free rent, and (surprise) got yourself into a bad situation…
