SLH Vol1 Spring Season (members only)
by hannah
December 17th, 2009
Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 1, Spring Season (Chapter 15)
15. Doctor Big Love.
Mr. Smyth and I have started dating again—although we have a strict unspoken rule of not calling it dating. He’s made it clear that he doesn’t want a girlfriend. So I’ve decided that I shouldn’t jump into another serious relationship so soon after The Ex, either. I’ve decided to take Mr. Smyth’s therapist’s advice: Be single for a while. Even though when I’m with Mr. Smyth, I feet happier than I’ve ever been.
We like renting the same offbeat foreign flicks. He likes cooking, and I…don’t mind cleaning up afterwards. We agree that making fun of the people onstage at a karaoke bar is way better than actually getting onstage. We believe you can appreciate the beach plenty without actually going into the water. And we both had a blast rocking out to some hairspray cover band at The Whiskey last week.
Our conversations are stimulating; our evenings are passionate. Everything is…perfect…
by hannah
December 17th, 2009
Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 1, Spring Season (Chapter 14)
14. Friends…with Benefits.
“We decided to be…friends,” I say to Jack, holding the cell phone between my ear and shoulder as I type an e-mail to one of our sub-contractors about how, yes, he has to provide paperwork showing that all of his employees have work permits.
Jack guffaws. “That’ll be a disaster. You can’t do friends. A few weeks ago you were in love with the guy. Remember?”…
by hannah
December 16th, 2009
Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 1, Spring Season (Chapter 13)
13. Oral Fixation.
Ireland and I are at Lily’s Nails—the premier budget polish salon on the west side, where the ladies are as professional, quick, and cheap as everyone imagines happy endings to be in Thailand. This is where Ireland recently met Tony: the man who delivered her first oral-stimulation orgasm. And this is where Ireland now gets her nails done every week, because Tony has a “thing” about nails.
“I don’t think I can ever break up with him,” she says, finishing her mimosa…
