PeeWee: Date night with the wife. What do I bring for the after party?
PeeWee: I can get her wet.
Me: Titanium cock ring.
PeeWee: What does that do?
Me: Makes your dick look big, hard, and pretty. It’s mostly cock jewelry.
PeeWee: Does it help stimulate the woman?
Me: There are vibrating cock rings out there that are pretty fun. They’re also typically textured, which adds to the stimulation.
PeeWee: You must be great in bed.
Me: I know a few tricks. If you get a vibrating cock ring, try to find one that’s long, like a sleeve, more surface area; more stimulation.
PeeWee: She didn’t like the Rabbit I bought for her.
Me: Those can be a bit overwhelming.
PeeWee: I even put it on slow speed.
Me: She might like this better: http://www.sexlifeandhannah.com/my-favorite-pocket-rocket-is-the-layaspot/ it’s my fave. But next time, get her input.
PeeWee: I will…does it work on the clit and the g-spot at the same time?
Me: No, you have to get one more like this for that: http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-electric/we-vibe
PeeWee: Looks like death by orgasm.
Me: There are worse things.