Posted by on Jan 18, 2011 in LISTS | 1 comment

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58. Dark lager and dark chocolate cake. So good. For real.

59. I’m sorry, making out with your dog is not funny. It’s disturbing.

60. When you pay for something, you should be satisfied. If you’re not, you should say something to someone that can fix it. Or get you your money back. Or get you a dark lager and dark chocolate cake on the house.

61. It’s not about the place, it’s about the company.

62. If someone does you wrong, don’t stoop to their level; be bigger, be better, be classier.

63. If you can party by yourself, you can party under any circumstances.

64. There are no rules when it comes to love.