31. If your BF goes to jail, the Universe is giving you a 2nd chance. Seriously, stop dating hoodlums.
32. If someone insults you, they are not worthy of you. Do NOT fall for what pick-up artists call the “neg”, as my friend Avflox explains, “a neg makes the girl feel embarrassed and vulnerable, causing her to change tracks and begin seeking a man’s validation and approval”. Ladies, give him the finger instead.
33. Don’t be a whore, be a sexual strategist. Do it for love, an experience, your dream job, to live out your kinkiest fantasy, or money, a LOT of money. But don’t give it away to just anyone.
34. If you love yourself the way you want to be loved, you will attract people that love you the way you want to be loved.
35. Eff off with the L.A. Stroke! Honestly, if you’re not planning on following through with something, don’t talk as if you’re going to. And if your intentions change somewhere along the line, be honest. Living in L.A. does not entitle you to be a liar and a flake.
37. Smart is sexy. Yes @avflox, this is true.
38. But…it’s really not about how smart you are, it’s about who you know.