Sex Shop Adventures.

We’re at the glass case near the cash register looking at cock rings. Christian tells me he doesn’t want leather or rubber. The big Latin man behind the glass case looks impatient when I point to a big heavy brushed metal ring. “What size?”

I look at Christian. He shrugs.

The big Latin man rolls his eyes, “you wanna try?”

I’m confused.

“Me?” And so is Christian.

The big Latin man takes out several sizes of the same cock ring and points to two doors to his left.

“And her?” Christian points at me, and picks up the heavy metal. The Big Latin Man just stares.

I tell Christian I don’t think I have to go in for the sizing.

“Oh no, no, no,” he pulls me with his free hand, “this was your idea.”

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