Getting stupid drunk will not land you the man of your dreams.
by hannah
February 15th, 2010
So…I’m not exactly sure what compelled me to watch Jershey Shore on Saturday night. But here’s what I took away from it: getting stupid drunk will NOT land you the man of your dreams. I don’t care how fly you think you are, or how much money you’re getting paid to make an ass of yourself on television–don’t do it. Be a lady. A good, stable, respectable man with long-term potential will not take seriously a girl that can’t hold herself together (yeah, really, they’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you). And one more thing: if you’re going to wear a dress that barely covers your ass, wear more than a piece of string between your cheeks.