by hannah
June 14th, 2010
Dear Keira,
I would LOVE for you to play the role of Hannah in the Sex, Life, & Hannah TV series. I think you’d be perfect. First of all, you look the part to a tee: “I stuff extra padding into my tight lacy bodice to give a greater impression of cleavage; unfortunately, I need it. At least I’m skinny. I’d rather be skinny and flat than voluptuous and fat. Skinny chicks can always move to L.A., get boob jobs, and start dating young, hot, model/actor types—even when they’re forty and divorced with three kids”. Just please don’t ever get a boob job.
And how could it not be fun to play an amusing, neurotic , twenty-eight-year-old woman looking for love in LA? You would have a plethora of lines like this: “Ben’s probably not even interested in having sex with me. I’m sure he makes out with like ten girls a week. He’s probably got a telephone book of phone numbers he can call for sex. He probably only made out with me because he was high. Maybe it was even out of pity because he heard I had just broken up with my boyfriend.” But you would have to work on that American accent…
by hannah
June 8th, 2010
I must say, there was a lot of chaos surrounding the Sex, Life, & Hannah Book Club meetings in San Francisco. First we were going to have ONE meeting, then two, and then briefly it ballooned to three; at which point I stopped updating the blog post and just decided to roll with it. I rolled with it so much I didn’t even know I was going until the morning of last Thursday. Talk about spontaneity–which I both love and fear.
I understand why there is a hesitation to commit to anything considering the world we live in. We are bombarded by news, status updates, and event invites through radio, TV, our computers, and phones. It’s effing overwhelming and oftentimes easier to just stay home and do nothing at all. Especially since so many of us feel over-worked, under-paid, and frustrated by the lack of authenticity. Couple all that with a book series you’ve never heard of (yet) and it doesn’t matter how much free food and wine is promised…so I COMPLETELY understand.
However difficult it seemed to get a group of girls together to talk about men, sex, and relationships and live vicariously through Hannah for a few hours, Friday night really did turn out awesome…
by hannah
May 28th, 2010
Lovely ladies of San Francisco, here is the update for next week:
Sex, Life, & Hannah SF Book Club Meeting – Thursday
Date: Thursday, June 3.
Time: 7PM-10PM.
Place: Jenni’s Abode. Address will be e-mailed to you upon RSVP.
Sex, Life, & Hannah SF Book Club Meeting – Friday
Date: Friday, June 4.
Time: 7PM-10PM.
Place: Maggie’s Posh Place. Address will be e-mailed to you upon RSVP.
Sex, Life, & Hannah Walnut Creek Book Club Meeting – Saturday
Date: Saturday, June 5.
Time: 2PM-5PM.
Place: Nikki’s Sanctuary. Address will be e-mailed to you upon RSVP.
RSVP: hannah@sexlifeandhannah.com or call me: 310.386.3988.
Tickets
$10 at door; includes a lifetime SLH Book Club membership.
**If you are a SLH Book Club member already, both events are FREE.
Both meetings are for ladies only! Wine and snacks included. I will be bringing books for purchase.
Why are we getting together? So that we can girl bond!
We’re going to drink wine, chat, and escape our world for a few hours by reading about Hannah’s; her on-again-off-again romance with The Ex, her rebound romp with sexy boy-next-door Ben, her fling with mysterious Mr. Smyth, and how she ended up getting naked with her new boss…
This is girl bonding at its best, hope to see you there!
If you want to get up to speed with Hannah’s adventures in advance, get your Sex, Life, & Hannah Book Club membership and download both books.
I’m super excited ladies!
