Posts Tagged ‘cocktailing’

A Trip to Vegas

by hannah

January 9th, 2012

The sun is beating down on my car, and the AC is pumping. I’m drinking coffee out of my travel mug, and Holly is drinking the vodka and OJ we bought at a convenience store, out of the extra travel mug I gave her. We’re forty-eight miles into our trip to Vegas.

Holly takes a sip out of her travel mug, “do you love him?”

I take a sip out of my travel mug, “of course.”

Holly adjusts the AC, “good, because Mom thinks you’re on the rebound from what’s-his-name.”

I scoff at my mother thinking she knows anything about my life, considering every time I try to tell her anything she puts her own spin on it as if she hasn’t heard a word I said.

“When did you talk to mom?” Holly doesn’t just call my parents out of the blue to catch up. They have a strained relationship at best, so she only calls them when she wants something.

“A couple days ago, I wanted Aunt Helen’s number.”

Pictures from fourth of july.

by hannah

July 5th, 2011

pool-day

Sunday, pool day, and really great margaritas with some new friends.

RULES! Part 15.

by hannah

June 24th, 2011

venice-beach

91. Do not tattoo the face of your dog above your ass crack. I know you dog lovers really love your dogs but…come on. Any guy that wants to do you doggie style and has to look at the face of your dog the whole time he’s doing it, is just gonna think you are WAY too into your dog for him to ever stand a chance, and will probably never ask you out again.

92. A really great set of fake boobs look real. They’re symmetrical and proportionate to your body. Just like real boobs. So if you really want fake boobs, go to a doctor who knows what he’s doing. And knows to turn you away when you really shouldn’t be messing with your boobs.

93. A guy that’s really into you and worth your time is not going to just care about your boobs.