Posts Tagged ‘flirting’

Chapter 3: The Agony Of Ecstasy

by hannah

August 23rd, 2007

Sex, Life, & Hannah::Volume 1, Winter Season (Chapter 3)

CHAPTER 3: THE AGONY OF ECSTASY.

I am bent over grabbing one ankle. The Yoga Instructor is coaching us to breathe deeply so that we can form our bodies into perfect triangles. But what we’re all really doing is checking out The Yoga Instructor. The Yoga Instructor has long blond hair, a perfectly chiseled body, and a hip-hugging sarong tied around his waist. He reminds me of the men who adorned the romance novels I used to find in my mother’s bedside table.

“If done correctly, this pose will remove tension from your lower back and your mind,” he says, gliding around the room.

It may also cause my head to explode from checking out his biceps while inverted.

Bringing back the exes

by hannah

August 3rd, 2004

What do you do when all you’ve met is freaks since you broke up with the last guy you were kind of dating…? You bring back the fucking exes.

It all started with a phone call to Christian, which went straight to voicemail, and his return call, which also went nowhere because at first I was in the car, driving to Vegas, with Ireland, and then I was in Vegas, so I didn’t pick up. He left me a voicemail saying he was about to jump on a plane; that he had to go out of town for a few weeks. Figures.

So what do I do when I get back from Vegas? I call The Ex. Maybe because when I got back from Vegas I went on cleaning rampage and stumbled across some old photos…and cards…yeah…you know how that goes.

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