Posts Tagged ‘RULES’
by hannah
July 21st, 2010
24. If you live in L.A., you should always have three alternates for every destination. This applies to routes, venues, and men.
25. You’re not going to meet an eligible bachelor(ette) clubbing on Hollywood Boulevard. First of all, most clubs on or near Hollywood Boulevard suck. The lines, the posturing, the need to know a promoter and be on some kind of list, or have bottle service, is all for show, so what can you really expect from the people when they’re in that kind of environment…
26. If you want eligible, go to yoga. Yoga has attractive, in shape, spiritually sound (or working on it), emotionally available (or working on it) people. You’ll learn a lot more about a person going for green tea after yoga than wasted off your ass at a Hollywood club…
by hannah
July 8th, 2010
20. If you meet someone with emotional herpes, RUN AWAY!
21. If you’re on the 22nd floor of a downtown LA high-rise and an earthquake hits, get under a table or other piece of furniture. If there isn’t a table near you, cover your face and head with your arms and crouch in an inside corner of the building. Read more here: http://www.fema.gov/hazard/earthquake/eq_during.shtm
22. Yes. Smoking is bad for you. I know, I know, a fag with a cocktail can be oh so tempting, but…it’s still bad for you. Chain-smoking especially. And if you do it long enough, it’ll just make you look like a tired, dried up old prune. And the smoker’s cough–not sexy…
by hannah
June 18th, 2010
15. If your Men’s Night involves seeing how many of ya can fit into a telephone booth, you’re gay. Or trying to relive your college years and need to move on.
16. If something doesn’t taste good, spit it out. And if you ordered it at a restaurant, tell the waiter. They need to know, and you shouldn’t have to pay for it.
17. It’s easier to get in anywhere if you’re on your own. Especially if you’re female, and wearing a cute outfit.
18. The larger a man’s balls, the more virile he is, so if you wanna get knocked up, don’t go for the big penis, go for the big balls.
19. Unless you have tickets to the Laker’s playoffs, you have no reason to be “going out” that night in downtown L.A. And if you have tickets, plan your exit the side of Olympic, not Figueroa. And have your cabby or driver pick you up at the Ritz Carlton.
