78. Older men hit on younger women, younger men hit on older women.
79. Pretty men are fun, smart men are an experience.
80. Brain sex can lead to really hot sex.
81. It doesn’t work without love. But love isn’t enough.
72. Dear Gents: While I applaud the brazen approach of passing out your hotel room card as a way to attract women to your band’s hotel room party, a bit of an intro might ensure you get more what you’re looking for: a) single, b) a prostitute, or c) someone who can overlook your bad teeth just because you’re a rock star.
73. I do however, also applaud that you are confident enough in your masculinity to pile it on. Gold, silver, pearls, diamonds, fake, real…apparently you can’t have on too many accessories. Whether you’re a girl, or rock star.
74. But “I don’t date” means: “I’m not interested in dating you”. Let’s move on.
65. If you decide to go to an after party in the Hollywood Hills after boozing at Bar Marmont and dancing at the Purple Lounge, you most likely will not be able to get your car when you decide you’re ready to stop bs-ing with randoms about how your security guard Eduardo walks around your house with a pistol, and has killed people. Valet will be closed, the parking lot will be closed, and the parking guy, even though he waited for you ’til god-knows-when (but not 4AM), will eventually decide to go home, and take your keys with him. Your keys…which included your house keys.
66. So yeah, the keys you give to the valet guy or parking guy, or any guy you trust your car to, should not include your house keys.
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