Posts Tagged ‘The Game’

Would you pick up?

by hannah

November 22nd, 2010

Single-Tease-2

It was a Sunday filled with a ridiculous amount of highs and lows.

Morning high: OMFG I love waking up next to you baby.

Afternoon low: Why the fuck do you have to be a dick every time we go shopping?

Early evening high: So you’re avail and able?

I was at the Single Tease launch party at Clever in Santa Monica, standing next to Mr. Available, and found myself falling for what I like to call the sneaky reverse, where instead of picking up on you, the guy does something, or in this case, wears something, that inclines you to pick up on him.

RULES! Part 6.

by hannah

September 13th, 2010

sexual-strategist

31. If your BF goes to jail, the Universe is giving you a 2nd chance. Seriously, stop dating hoodlums.

32. If someone insults you, they are not worthy of you. Do NOT fall for what pick-up artists call the “neg”, as my friend Avflox explains, “a neg makes the girl feel embarrassed and vulnerable, causing her to change tracks and begin seeking a man’s validation and approval”. Ladies, give him the finger instead.

33. Don’t be a whore, be a sexual strategist. Do it for love, an experience, your dream job, to live out your kinkiest fantasy, or money, a LOT of money. But don’t give it away to just anyone.

34. If you love yourself the way you want to be loved, you will attract people that love you the way you want to be loved.

OMG these PUA guys…

by hannah

July 6th, 2010

me-and-neill

Once upon a time I met a guy at a Sushi Bar in Santa Monica. I was going to Ballet, he was…studying handwriting. We started talking. Actually, I believe he asked me to write something down on a piece of paper so that he could, oh I don’t know, give me more insight into me. Perhaps it was kismet. I had just lost my job, and he happened to need an assistant. Or perhaps he was just trying to pick me up. He was after all, as I found out later, working on a book about the pick-up artist community.

Why am I bringing all this up? Life has a strange way of coming full circle. Working with Neil was definitely interesting, and the characters I met during that brief period were even more. But then I moved on, because we all eventually do, and I needed a real job. So I moved down to San Diego, and after a while lost touch with everyone until…I moved back up to LA, and one night found myself getting hit on by one of these PUAs.

The next day I couldn’t help myself. I got on Facebook and looked up Neil, and by crossing that path also found Ross Jeffries, and then J The Ripper was asking if he could interview me on his podcast; suddenly I was back in the game:)